I KNOW

 IT MAY LOOK LIKE A MINI PUMPKIN,

BUT IT'S MY FIRST DECENT SIZE TOMATO THIS YEAR!

 THIS IS NOT MY BEST YEAR OF VEGETABLES, THAT'S FOR SURE.   I'LL BLAME IT ON THE DROUGHT.  THEY SAY THIS SHAPE OF TOMATO COMES FROM UNEVEN WATERING.

QUITE A FEW OF MY TOMATOES TURN HALF RED, AND HALF THIS ORANGY, YELLOW.  I HAVEN'T LOOKED THIS ONE UP, BUT MY BET IS IT HAS TO DO WITH WATERING.  
OH WELL, THE ZUCCHINI IS THRIVING!