HOW LONG DO YOU HAVE TO PLAY GOLF BEFORE YOU'RE HAPPY WITH YOUR SCORE?

 WELL, DARYL'S BEEN PLAYING, HMM, SINCE HE PLAYED WITH THIS GROUP,

AND LOOKED LIKE THIS, 

IN THE 1980'S,

AND MOST OF THE TIME, COMES HOME FROM A "RELAXING?" DAY ON THE GOLF COURSE, TOTALLY FRUSTRATED.  YESTERDAY HE CAME HOME ELATED, HAVING HAD HIS BEST GAME EVER.  THE FIRST NINE HOLES WEREN'T THAT GREAT, BUT IN THE SECOND NINE HE GOT 6 PARS, 1 BIRDIE, WITH 12 PUTS, FOR A SCORE OF 39.  SO HE TELLS ME, PAR GOLF FOR NINE HOLES IS 36.

YOU KNOW HOW GRANDCHILDREN ARE,

THEY'RE GOING TO ONE UP YOU

WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING IT.

 LAST NIGHT, I RECEIVED AN EMAIL FROM DANA ALONG WITH THIS PICTURE.  EMILY IS PLAYING GOLF AT CHICO STATE, AND YESTERDAY WON THIS BALL

FOR GETTING A HOLE IN ONE!!!

THIS FROM A GIRL WHO PROBABLY HASN'T PLAYED SINCE MIDDLE SCHOOL, WHEN SHE WAS HIT IN THE EYE BY A GOLF CLUB.  AND IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY, SHE'S RIGHT HANDED AND PLAYS LEFT HANDED.

AS PAPA WOULD SAY, EMILY,

"THE GOLF GOD WAS WITH YOU"