NEIGHBORLY

I THINK NOT!

YOU KNOW OUR NEIGHBOR, THE ONE WHOSE PARTY TENT LAUNCHED ITSELF THROUGH OUR YARD TEARING DOWN  THE FENCES, AND MAILBOX,

LANDING TWO DOORS DOWN ON A TRUCK.  THE ONE WE TOLD NOT TO WORRY ABOUT IT, AND DARYL IS REPAIRING THE FENCE HIMSELF.  WELL WHILE WE WERE GONE ONE DAY LAST WEEK, HE DECIDED TO PRUNE OUR TREE. NOT ONLY HIS SIDE OF THE TREE, WHICH DARYL HAD PRUNED OFF FOR HIM ABOUT A MONTH AGO, BUT THE ENTIRE TREE ASIDE FROM THIS ONE CRAZY BRANCH STICKING UP.  

WHEN CONFRONTED, HE SAID HE "DIDN'T LIKE THE BRANCHES". 

THE MORAL TO THIS STORY,

DON'T LEAVE HOME,IN CASE HE DOESN'T LIKE SOMETHING ELSE ABOUT OUR HOUSE OR YARD, OR MAYBE, BUY A TREE THAT DOESN'T HAVE BRANCHES.☺