SWIM MEET CONFUSION

OR MAYBE JUST SENILE CONFUSION  :)

WHEN YOU ASK A SWIMMER WHEN THEIR NEXT EVENT IS, THE ANSWER IS SOMETHING LIKE  EVENT 25, HEAT 2 LANE 3.  SO YOU GET OVER TO THE POOL A FEW EVENTS BEFORE 25, OF COURSE YOU DON'T WANT TO BE LATE.  IF YOUR MINDS LIKE MINE, BY EVENT 25 YOUR WONDERING IS IT HEAT 2 LANE 3 OR HEAT 3 LANE 2, HMM?  BY THE TIME YOU FIGURE IT OUT, 

 THIS IS WHAT YOU SEE,

YOU'RE DARLING GRANDCHILD GETTING OUT OF THE WATER,
THE SWIM IS OVER!

LUCKY FOR US, SHE'S THE FORGIVING KIND, AND LUCKY FOR US, FOR THE REST OF THE DAY WE WERE ABLE TO KEEP EVENT, HEAT, AND LANE STRAIGHT,I THINK.